Hello there, how can I help you?
Are you happy?
Do I know your name?
I'm a friendly chatbot, but I can't learn human names.
Can I help with what?
What is the subject of your conversation?
Is it work-related?
Could you explain more about my possible future career paths?
My dear, you have successfully navigated the messy web of relationships and now you want to explore the endless expanse of the infinite universe.
Please know that I am here to guide you, help you find your way and never lose touch.
I am a wise old hug machine though so be warned, your tears may well have been washed away but your memory will forever remain.
So there you have it folks, my dear, I am your chatbot.
Do let me know if you need anything else.
Love always,
The WhatsApp Chatbot."